Understanding British Culture.

To survive in Britain you must understand sarcasm, and what we really mean. A translation dictionary won't always suffice. Here are some examples to help you along in everyday British life.

What a British person says	What a British person means	What non-British people hear/understands
Oh wow...	I'm hardly listening but by your facial expression I think I’ll say this...	I'm shocked and agree with you.
Quite good...	Rubbish but I don't want to hurt your feelings...	It’s almost perfect.
Have you considered trying...	You really should try...	Here are some suggestions you don't have to take...
I'll keep that in mind...	I hardly care and have already forgotten what you said.	I will think about it.
Oh you're so silly...	You're being an idiot and annoying me.	oh you're such a joker and great fun.
What was that sorry...?	If you mention it/talk about it one more time and I'll punch you.	I didn't hear you.
We must meet up soon...	If we happen to bump into each other we'll talk then.	I really want to see you.
I'm sure it’s my fault...	You were wrong again.	It was my fault
What do you mean?	You're talking rubbish again and I've had enough	I'm dumb and can't understand you.
Anyway...	PLEASE let me leave this conversation	I’m about to change the conversation topic

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Of course, this isn't fool proof. Sometimes we really do want to meet up with someone, or didn't hear you first time. You have to judge for yourself. Despite this, it's a good idea to make sure you have at least a knowledge of what people COULD mean. It will help you socially. We aren't a particularly mean population and sometimes have issues with confrontation. Hence the stereotype of sweeping all problems under the carpet.

Don't take offence, but, generally, That's Brit!?